Surgeon General's Warning on Horse Hair!

Surgeon Generals warning on horse hair

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair This is a public service announcement. In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the
following symptoms in female humans:

• reluctance to cook
• reluctance to perform housework
• reluctance to wear anything but boots
• reluctance to work except in support of a horse
• physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ablility to use common sense.

Comments

[College Research Paper]

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[Writer Gal]

Gee, I think the Surgeon General needs to analyze fly fishing too. I think I may have the same symptoms. A delightful post. Made my day!